Sunday, 20 January 2013
Newbury got it's bypass, Manchester Airport built its Second Runway and even Farmer Brigham managed to save most of his crop of GM maize.
There were a few wins along the way. Lyminge Forest never received a Rank Holiday Village, Brewery Fields eventually became a wildlife haven and the Great Bear Rainforest was saved.
But I think that misses the point. Ten thousand trees may have bit the dust building the Winchester-Preston Trunk Road, but by defending a fair number of them Salisbury's water meadows were saved. The Bollin Valley may now be spanned by Manchester Airport's second runway, but the village of Sipson has yet to make way for Heathrow's third. And whilst GM crops may have continued to grow in Norfolk after Lord Melchett's adventure, they don't grow there now.
I repeated as often as I could.
(I may have been a media tart, but at least I was a media tart with a message.)
The thing is, when you lie down in front of bulldozers, the bulldozers usually win, but (and this is a very big but) that does not make it pointless.
Sometimes you win the moral victory - although I'm struggling to think of an example.
Sometimes you simply push up the cost of the project until nobody can afford it - which is what happened to the last Tory road building project.
But more often you simply nudge the cost/benefit equation a little more in your direction until eventually they give up.
Her in Glossop we are in a phony war situation with our proposed new road, the one formerly known as the Mottram-Tintwistle Bypass, but which has been revealed as a trans-Pennine motorway.
Officially the project is dead, having not been funded in the last five year budget of the Northwest Regional Development board and with its long running and frequently shambolic Public Enquiry abandoned.
In reality we all suspect that it's just lying dormant, ready to reappear when the new money arrives in 2015 and it can be a test case for the new, streamlined planning laws.
But that's not to say that nothing can be done to stop the road, and indeed stuff is being done, just not by me.
Down in Hastings they're down in tunnels and up in trees trying to stop the Bexhill-Hastings Link Road. It's a second Battle of Hastings, and seeing as how the bad guys won in 1066, lets hope the goodies win in 2013.
That's not very likely, but that's not the point.
They are fighting the battle to stop the Longendale Motorway right now, in the snow, and hats off to them.
It was pretty cold in the woods in Newbury 27 years ago too, but we were just camping then, with some recreational tree-cutting disruption on the side. By the time the evictions started the sun wasn't exactly cracking the flags, but it was warmer than it is now. An eviction in the snow doesn't sound like any sort of fun.
So if you can, help them out. I've bunged 'em a bit of cash and if there's anyone out there I know who wants to get down there, I'll buy you your train ticket.
But if you can't make it, don't worry. There's plenty more roads and shit planned, like the A555 in Stockport and the new 'World Logistics Hub' at Manchester Airport, which are all in the queue ahead of the Longendale motorway.
Someone, somewhere is going to be the last person evicted from the path of one of these dinosaur projects. It's highly unlikely to be me, or Sitting Bull down in Sussex, but it could be you.
And if it is you can rightly claim to have been part of a great moment in the history of Civilisation.
The moment the human race realised that to win a war on nature is to be on the loosing side.
Tuesday, 8 January 2013
There are a lot of myths about the sixties, and most of them seem to be about Woodstock. So what's the truth?
Well, first off the festival wasn't dreamed up by flower children living in an ashram. Instead, the original genius came from two Trustafarians playing golf. Wondering what to do with their parents money, one suggested a organising a music festival, to which the other agreed. After all, one of them said, "how much trouble can you get into putting on a concert?"
The answer was a lot. It started with sixties radical Abbie Hoffman extorting $10,000 to buy off his Yippie army and ended with a state of emergency being declared and the National Guard flying in supplies in military helicopters. How not to organise a festival.
But the music wasn't that good. Pete Townsend said it was the worst gig The Who ever played, although he was a little distracted by Abbie Hoffman leaping onto the stage during "Tommy" and grabbing Roger Daltrey's mike to rant about a mate who'd been nicked. The Who weren't really the band to try this trick with and Townsend applied his guitar to the Yippie's head and his boot to his behind and sent him on his way.
So much for peace and love then.
However the myth of Woodstock lives on, in large part thanks to Joni Mitchell's song, which imagines an earthly paradise. 'Imagines' though is the word as she wasn't there in person, having a pressing PR appointment instead.
The Monterey Pop Festival took place in June 1967 Monterey, California. This was the summer of love, and Scott McKenzie had just told everyone what to wear in San Francisco.
|Monterey by Grace Slick|
The Mamas and Papas were the driving force behind the gig. The venue had been running a jazz festival for nearly a year, and jazz was considered real music. The aim was to give rock the same status and respect. This was important. Rock bands at the time struggled to play decent venues, with old cinemas and theatres down on their luck being where most gigs got played. The Who's classic album, Live at Leeds, was recorded in the Refectory at the Students Union, which was a pretty impressive gig for the time.
Monterey aimed to change things, firstly by providing the artists with the best facilities possible. Compare this to Woodstock, where even providing back stage toilets was a bit of an afterthought.
It's Hendrix who generally gets remembered. Making love to and then igniting his guitar. He'd lost a coin toss to The Who, who played before him and were the first to trash their instruments.
Jefferson Airplane, who also played a breakthrough performance, Canned Heat, Simon and Garfunkle, The Animals, Country Joe and the Fish, The Mamas and Papas and Ravi Shankar. The last played a four hour set on the Sunday morning, which must have tested the patience of all but the extremely stoned.
Care was also taken to ensure that those who attended also had fun and stayed safe. As well as a well supplied First Aid station, volunteers were on hand to help people through bad trips. At Woodstock services were overwhelmed and they had to call the Army in, whilst backstage at Altamont resembled a bizarre war movie where First Aiders tending the numerous victims of Hells Angel violence were beset by alternative therapists trying to mend broken bones with crystals and good vibes.
Maybe it was because these early pioneers were more Middle Class than the runaways who came to populate the Haight-Ashbury District later, and where Charles Manson would eventually take up residence.
Diggers actually put a bit of effort into making an alternative community, taking in the bewildered and feeding the hungry.
Similarly, unlike the rampantly commercial Woodstock, which only became a "free" festival after $3 million of tickets, and more importantly the movie rights, had been sold, the only organisation to make money out of Monterey as the Monterey Pop Foundation Foundation, a charity that still exists today.
Why this is is a bit of a mystery. But maybe it's because there really is no other narrative. Woodstock was always Heaven to some and Hell to other, Altamont provides every reason imaginable to go 'told you so' to the Flower Children, but at Monterey there really was no downside.
But that was then. What about now? Where can you go to find a festival where it really is safe, where the artists are treated with respect but where the musicians emerge to meet the punters, where everything is both relaxed and well organised, where the music is varied but always good and where you can possibly even meet the odd - and now rather elderly - Flower Child?
Well, if you read this blog regularly you'll know my answer to this one: Cropredy.
(If you don't belive me about Monterey, try this page by someone who actually was there.)